tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-90092490115729275042024-03-05T09:36:27.011-05:00Evil League of Evil WritersSkyla Dawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02094497198550621780noreply@blogger.comBlogger261125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9009249011572927504.post-45060908730203916402015-01-12T20:28:00.000-05:002015-01-12T20:28:02.317-05:00Psst! We're Blogging Elsewhere Now!Hotel Eviltry has moved!<br />
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Our new digs can be found at <a href="http://www.evilwriters.com/">www.evilwriters.com</a>. There is much evil to be had over there, so pop by and have a look, meet our new member (it's a BOY!), and update your bookmarks. All future blogging will be there--you can subscribe to new posts by email, RSS feed, or continue using Networked Blogs, Facebook, and Twitter.<br />
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See you there for pie and ritual sacrifice!<br />
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~Evil League of Evil WritersSkyla Dawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02094497198550621780noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9009249011572927504.post-38959735558275726612014-12-22T00:30:00.000-05:002014-12-22T00:30:01.060-05:00Go Away<br />
While evil never sleeps, it does kick back every now and then, and
the Evil League of Evil Writers is going to do just that. Today begins our annual holiday hiatus, so things are going even darker than usual around here.<br />
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There might be the occasional post of an evil Bob Cratchit member,
toiling away over the holidays, but there won't be any
regular/consistent/scheduled posts for the next couple weeks. <br />
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We here at the Evil League of Evil Writers would like to wish all our readers a very evil holiday season. We're going to be getting up to our own no-goodness for the next few weeks, and will see you all again after our New Year's shenanigans.<br />
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You know, after someone has posted our bail.<br />
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Your regularly scheduled eviltry will resume Monday, January 5th.<br />
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Join us for some new shinies, a new face or two, and other sinister fun we're plotting behind the scenes. Until then, whatever you celebrate (or don't!), may it be filled with evil glee.<br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14982591623341692499noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9009249011572927504.post-47411494423543631092014-12-18T08:00:00.000-05:002014-12-18T08:00:03.798-05:00Baby Evil Writers 101: About Last Year<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
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you might be thinking about this past year since we’re getting close to 2015.
You might be having <i>dark thoughts</i>. Oh my darling babies do not confuse these
with evil thoughts because they are not the same thing at all.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;"><i>Dark
thoughts</i> come at you in the night or when your hands are busy wrapping
packages. They tell you that you are a loser and that you wasted the year. They
whisper that your writing isn’t any better than it was before—that you are made
of fail. <i>Dark thoughts</i> can be beaten by evil ones. Oh, yes they can.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Evil
is powerful and you need to take those dark thoughts and stomp them hard. Burn
them with fire. No really, write them down and then burn them up with fire.
Teach your brain that such horrible (not-evil) opinions are only worth burning.
Writers have enough obstacles to face without having to fight their own brains.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">If
you wrote one thing this last year then you are ahead of the year before. Bad
stuff happens. </span>Tornadoes<span style="font-size: 12pt;"> suck up houses and floods eat your basement or your
husband dances with chainsaws and bears. We don’t have control over all of the
things. Sometimes horrible takes over. But the thing you need to remember is
that deep down inside, you are an evil writer, and evil will eventually win.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Happy
Holidays my sweet babies of evil. Celebrate until you have to post bail—then
probably stop.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Today we celebrate the anniversary of her birth, and you should be celebrating it, too! This year the Lt. spawned a Mini-Evil, so she will be even more formidable than before. There is a level of bad-assery that only mothers can attain, and I do not envy those who come between a mother and their offspring. <br />
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So break out the booze and cupcakes. Spike that eggnog and gnaw the head off a snowman cookie! It's Skye's birthday!<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14982591623341692499noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9009249011572927504.post-66294411030192665802014-12-16T16:02:00.000-05:002014-12-16T16:02:03.375-05:00Time and Time AgainAs this is my last post of 2014, I thought it appropriate to talk about the passage of time.<br />
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A lot of people use this part of the year to look back and see all that's gone on (or all that hasn't...), and make plans for next year.<br />
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Now, time management is great and all, but in the professional writing business, "time" is a varying concept. Let me explain using a very broad example of a timetable:<br />
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Writing of zero draft (this is the draft that just gets the story out - for your eyes only. No, not even your betas get to see this one): a few weeks to a few months (Stephen King recommends "<a href="http://www.openculture.com/2014/03/stephen-kings-top-20-rules-for-writers.html" target="_blank">a season</a>" to write.)<br />
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Aging between zero draft and first draft revision: <a href="http://www.problogger.net/archives/2014/03/26/the-stephen-king-drawer-method-for-writing-better-copy/" target="_blank">six weeks or so</a><br />
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First draft revision: a month or so, sometimes less depending on how cleanly you write<br />
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Beta readers: a few days to a few weeks depending on their availability<br />
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Revision based on their feedback: varies - let's say a month for shits and giggles<br />
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Time elapsed on Project - 7-8 months, give or take. Sometimes less, sometimes more.<br />
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For the purposes of this post, let's use 6 months as a baseline, just to make things easier.<br />
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So, let's say Project is all pretty and shiny and ready for querying after 6 months of work. (Hint: this is a stellar achievement. Finishing a novel is awesome in its own right, but to have it ready to query in 6 months? Go you! Fuckin' A!)<br />
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Now you follow the submission guidelines for each agent you're going to query. Some agents on your list might be closed to queries for whatever reason, so they get put on the back burner until they open again, so there's some waiting there on that. Others that are open have anywhere from a couple days to 3 month response times depending on various factors, so for the purposes of this post, let's go with the longest response time. (Note: This includes "no response means no interest" queries. The agents using a policy of NRNI ["no response, no interest"] usually give a time in their guidelines as to when you should hear back by if they're interested. Look for it.)<br />
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So, 6 months to write and polish (and again this is stellar - some authors write faster, some are slower. These are rough estimates, not absolute law. Chill.), and another 3 months wait for a response to your query. That's 3/4 of a year on a single project, right there. 9 months, people. That's enough time to gestate and give birth to a human infant.<br />
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Stop laughing - the comparison is apt. You're creating lives, here. Fictional ones, but lives nonetheless. There's a reason many in the writing game refer to their work as "their baby."<br />
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But I digress.<br />
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Back to the 9 months of Project. Keep in mind that 9 months on Project is barring any accident, illness, injury, or happenstance. This 9 months doesn't account for Life Happening or anything else. This is a bare-bones scenario.<br />
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So let's be generous and realistic and give you 3 months for Issues. Now you're up to a year in Project.<br />
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Now let us say the stars align, everything is shiny and happy, and Project lands you an agent! WHOO HOO! YEAH, BABY! That's what it's all about! That's what it's all been for! Now- wait, what? What's this? They have suggestions for changes? Oh. Okay. Add another month.<br />
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Awesome! They love the changes! Now it's off to sale! (Add another month or three or six, possibly longer, maybe never. But wait! There's more!)<br />
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Yay! Project sold! You have a book deal! Awes-wait? What's this?<br />
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Oh, would you look at that! A revision letter (or editing letter, or whatever else it might be called by you or your agent or house or whatever)! It's HOW many pages long? No problem. You can knock that out in a couple months if you work hard. Maybe less. What? It's needed back by WHEN? Oh, hell. You'll have to work harder and longer to meet that, but okay, it can happen.<br />
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WON'T BE PUBLISHED FOR ANOTHER YEAR?<br />
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Well, yeah! Commercial publishing is a slow business! "<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093779/?ref_=nv_sr_1" target="_blank">You rush a miracle, you get rotten miracles!</a>"<br />
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WHY AM I KNOCKING MYSELF OUT WITH ALL THIS HARD WORK IF IT'S NOT GOING TO BE AVAILABLE FOR ANOTHER YEAR?<br />
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Because. Because reasons. Because stuff you don't have to concern yourself with, but part of it is because there are other books out there besides yours and you have to wait your turn. That's right. More waiting. Things take time. Some things take more time than others, but there's never enough for all the things you want to do.<br />
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That book that won't be out for a year? Write another one so it will be ready while the other one is in the oven. (Shut up - I know that's another pregnancy metaphor. People all around me are spawning, all right? I may also be knitting things for small humans, so SHUT UP.)<br />
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The point here is, not only does the actual writing of Project take a lot of time, the sale and publication part takes even more. In addition to that, you're going to have to devote more time to Project than you ever thought you would. This is why it's said that you need to love the story you've written, because you're going to be writing it again, and again, and again, and yet again before it leaves your hands for good. Using the "baby" comparison from above, that thing has a lot of growing up to do before it's ready to go off into the big, scary world all alone. You're going to be spending a LOT of time with Project, so settle in. Get comfy. Put on your loungie pants and get a cup of tea. You and Project will be together for a long time. You'd better love that world you created, because you're going to be spending more time there than you think.<br />
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So take the time that you do have and do something with it. Like write. Don't just sit around waiting for something to happen, because if you do that, you'll always be waiting.<br />
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This concludes your Gothic Goddess Eviltry for 2014. The ELEW is going on our annual holiday hiatus for the year starting on the 22nd (there will be a post detailing this), but we'll be back next year with more evil!<br />
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Meanwhile, KEEP WRITING.<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14982591623341692499noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9009249011572927504.post-79937851833306414882014-12-13T13:51:00.000-05:002014-12-13T13:51:13.625-05:00Ho ho holidayingOh my god, I am so unprepared for the holidays!<br />
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I used to look forward to this time of year, because of the time off, And I'm still looking forward to the time off... if I got any time off. I wish grownups got winter vacation. Then I might have some of my shopping done!<br />
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But now, I keep hoping I'll have some free time to squeeze in writing, between all the holidays and the family and gift buying and giving.<br />
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Ha. Case in point. Started this post yesterday, didn't get very far.<br />
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Anyways, I was thinking that perhaps if I focused on writing a holiday story, that might help. I mean, lend a festive air to the writing, as well as the season. But I've never really written a holiday story and am left struggling with where to begin.<br />
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Do I go paranormal and introduce Santa as a character? Do I do a reunion story about coming home for the holidays? Do I go all Die Hard and make it an action packed story that just happens to have a holiday at the center of it? (Why is Die Hard every guy's favorite Christmas movie, by the way?)<br />
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For me, I think romance and the holidays go together - it's why my favorite Christmas movie is Love Actually. It shows a variety of different kinds of love - true love, broken hearts, unrequited love, friendship love, new love. And, at least for me, it warms the heart.<br />
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Maybe that's what I need to get me in the mood... a holiday romance marathon. Of course, that'll use up what little free time I have, but maybe feeling festive is more important than getting the writing done right now...<br />
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Happy holidays!<br />
SkyeMelinda Skyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09157188047335229309noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9009249011572927504.post-32204641942109699922014-12-11T04:00:00.000-05:002014-12-11T04:00:02.823-05:00Are We There Yet?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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So basically, what I'm telling you here is that the writing was not going well. I found myself avoiding it in all sorts of creative ways. Like cleaning, for example. I'm just marginally more fond of vacuuming than I am of dentistry, although I engage in it a little more often. When I did finally maneuver my butt into the chair I would find myself falling asleep. No amount of coffee or snacking or napping changed this. I'd sit down to write and my eyes would drift shut. My fingers would descend on the keyboard, unguided. And then my head would jerk, my eyes would open, I'd type a couple of words and off to sleep I'd go again. This activity being pointless, I'd give it all up and take to the couch where I could sleep in peace. And then go to bed, only to wake up and try again.</div>
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So I had to remind myself of what I've learned before. Each book is a journey. Each book brings with it the temptation to fall into an Are We There Yet? frame of mind, like a bored toddler on a road trip. Writing is meaningful and rewarding when I'm in it for the story, and not for the end game. </div>
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<br />Kerry Schaferhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08853392420774763956noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9009249011572927504.post-59880769614675575392014-12-10T00:05:00.000-05:002014-12-10T00:05:00.764-05:00Book-Giving at the HolidaysHAPPY HOLIDAYS!<br />
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I love giving books as gifts. Like LOVE giving books as gifts. It makes me happy on more levels than I can iterate:<br />
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But there are some problems with giving books at the holidays too.<br />
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<li>For every Smutketeers 12 Days of Christmas that gives away tons of books and gift cards and stuff, there are ten authors who are pushing their books on readers and buyers. </li>
<li>For every author willing to answer questions to help you pick the best book for a reader, others ignore questions completely. </li>
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If you are an author, this is really the wrong time of year to be a douchebag author. It's a busy time for everyone, but you ignore your readers and potential readers at your peril.<br />
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For example, my daughter is nine. She is a very advanced reader. Middle grade books, for the most part, are too easy for her. She's reading young adult and soaking it up like a sponge. But she's nine. While I don't see her stepping out and trying to become the next evil wizard bent on world domination, she can and will be inappropriate in certain things she choose to talk about. (In other words, I'd prefer books for her where sex and swearing are at a minimum, thank you very much.) Yesterday, I asked about a series she's interested in and (on the off chance it was caught) @mentioned the author. The author <i>did</i> see the tweet. Retweeted it in fact, but didn't answer the question about whether or not the series contained sex. She left it up to her readership to do so. Thankfully they did, and I know it's not an appropriate series for my daughter right now.<br />
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But too often questions online are lost to the aether. Thousands of people see them and no one bothers answering (to put it in perspective, this author has over 30,000 followers...3 answered the question, one with a "not sure on the last book"). I get it, and it's fine, but <i>normally</i> when people retweet questions, I assume they don't know the answer and are trying to help. In the case of a reader asking <i>you</i> about your books...you're the best source of information.<br />
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Will I potentially buy the series for my kid in a few years when she's older? If she still wants it. But that author turned me off her work personally. I would like to thank the readers who stepped up to answer my question, though.<br />
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If you are an author, you need to remember that readers and potential readers are necessary for you to make money. (We shall ignore pirates and jerky readers, obviously.) No readers, no money. It's ridiculously simple math that my math-hating 9 year old could figure out. Be kind to your readers. Be as generous to them as you can. Without them, you don't have a career.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9009249011572927504.post-84284915132213738772014-12-09T14:08:00.001-05:002014-12-09T16:12:05.332-05:00STFU About Anyone "Taking a Chance" On YouIt's the newly signed/published author refrain. They say it in interviews, guest posts, book dedications and acknowledgments.<br />
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"Thank you [agent/editor/publisher] for taking a chance on me/the book."<br />
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It's a sweet sentiment, born of gratitude. It's recognizing that there are thousands and thousands of people who are striving for the same goal that you've now achieved, people you feel no different from. Whether your little book is plucked out of slush or whatever happened, you feel special--the wallflower someone recognized was pretty and invited to dance.<br />
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It's a romantic view of publishing. And a fucking stupid one, so stop it.<br />
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Gratitude <i>is</i> a good thing (never, ever lose sight of it). Yes, be thankful for the excellent people you work with. Be thankful for their guidance and advice, the experience they share with you.<br />
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But any chance taken on your work is a calculated financial decision.<br />
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Publishers/agents/etc aren't doing you a "favour" when they sign your book or you as an author: they are making a business decision regarding something they think they can make money on. They are engaging in a partnership with another business--YOU. They are not the handsome prince saving you from a life of cleaning your evil stepmother's house in rags and singing to mice.<br />
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They took on your book, invested money in it, b<b>ecause they thought they could sell it to lots of people and make both of you money</b>.<br />
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Yes, they love your book. Yes, they take on very few books. Yes, you've accomplished something great--you wrote well and you wrote something people might want to read. Yay you!<br />
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But this starry-eyed view of publishing/publishers/etc and advancement of the publishers-are-charity narrative doesn't help you. Instead, it makes it that much easier to be screwed over when you start viewing the weight of power as entirely on their side and none on yours.<br />
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You're a business. You're supplying something to a publisher--books--that they then supply to readers. Without your content, they can't make money. Sure, by "your", I mean writers in general--not YOU-you. There are always more books, more authors, etc. But you have far, far more value and power than you give yourself credit for.<br />
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I worked in acquisitions. And yes, out of 1200 submissions I'd only take a couple. A couple that <i>I thought would sell</i>. Books I loved that I thought other people would love too--enough people to justify the money spent publishing them. I wasn't doing writers any favours by accepting their work for publication. Doing favours would be a fast track to losing my job, which relied on picking profitable projects that I had to justify to my boss spending any money on. There's a gamble there, yes, as not every book will be profitable, even if it seems like a sure thing (and the more sure-things I did go with, the more room I had to gamble with other tougher sells). But I was making fairly educated guesses based on market trends, existing book sales, and my experience as an editor--I wasn't randomly plucking books out of a hat.<br />
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<i>I</i> was grateful to the <i>writers</i> who were submitting their work to me. Every time I got a fantastic, well-done book in slush, I thanked the publishing gods above and crossed my fingers they'd accept the contract and I'd have the opportunity to work with them. Hell, now I work almost exclusively with self-published authors now as a freelancer and I am STILL so damn grateful to get a well-done book to edit or have the opportunity to create a cover for a great novel.<br />
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You know who else took a chance on your book? <b>You did</b>.<br />
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You took a chance by writing it. You took a chance by submitting it for consideration and doing all the work that entailed. There are plenty more guaranteed profitable things you could be doing with your time. You have tons of ideas and characters speaking to you, you have to decide what to invest your time and energy in, and you took a chance on the one that you ended up writing. Do not give anyone more credit than you've given yourself when it comes to these "chances" that have been taken.<br />
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You have power as a writer. You have options. You don't have to accept a contract. You can request changes to the contract terms. Depending on the size of the publisher, you can speak up about cover art. You can question what your publisher is doing to market a book. You can remind them <i>you are partners </i>in this publishing endeavor who both want the book to succeed. Now, I suggest doing so with patience and friendliness, of course, remembering that people in publishing are hella-busy and spread thin. They're also <i>people</i>, not a giant faceless thing, but actual people who are worth being decent to.<br />
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But any publisher, particularly among small ones, who act like you should be grateful for the sheer fact that they offered to publish your book--who neglect to answer your business questions, or who respond to them with a "my way or the highway" attitude instead with reasoned explanations--is one to be cautious of. Yes, they provide a valuable service in publishing your book and getting it into the hands of readers...<br />
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So do you, however. You provide the book. You wrote something they thought they could sell.<br />
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And keeping that in the forefront of your mind--that you are a business, you have power, and publishing is about partnerships--is a less romantic view of things but ultimately a healthier one that will serve you better as your career develops.Skyla Dawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02094497198550621780noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9009249011572927504.post-15341811810008262432014-12-04T08:00:00.000-05:002014-12-04T08:00:08.455-05:00Baby Evil Writers 101: When You Need and Editor<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;">
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;"> I waited ages to actually hire an
editor to look at my writing, and probably wasted at least two years. Don’t do
what I did. Really, it’s not an option in today’s market. The problem is, when
do you send up the Bat Signal? When is
the exact right time to hire someone with experience to read your evil work?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">When
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your beta readers tell you eleventy-five different things and none of them
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you’re routinely rejected by agents and you don’t know why.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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your characters act like teenager s and are all <i>YOU CAN’T</i> <i>MAKE ME DO THE
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">I’m not saying you won’t
absolutely hate what they tell you. You will fight it because the fixing will
be a ton of work, and writers really don’t like work. Creating is fun, and working
is called work because if you do it right, then you get money. Ergo, writing is
work because here at the evil league, we believe this to be a fact. Also we,
like Captain Mal, want paid for a job.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">So when it comes time for you to
find an editor, do your research. Ask your writing friends. Any reputable
editor will not hesitate to give you clients as referrals. Check their
background. Read their resume. Ask things. Make sure they have more experience
writing than you do. Then suck it up, pay the money, fix the book, and jump
light years in your writing.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Julie Butcherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15055134290787317245noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9009249011572927504.post-79354237847227835552014-12-02T17:01:00.001-05:002014-12-02T17:01:42.072-05:00Happy Birthday Gothic Goddess!This long running the ELEW, Dina James and I have an ongoing complaint that when birthdays roll around, we struggle with what to say because everyone here is SO FREAKING AWESOME it starts to get repetitive. There are only so many ways you can tell people how great someone is. So this, again, might be repetitive, however it bears repeating and is entirely true.<br />
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The ELEW would not exist without Dina James. Really, it would exist without everyone--all the members, past and current, who keep blogging; the readers who stop by to see what we have to say; the writers who agree to anniversary interviews with us.<br />
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But the bulk of this past year was difficult for me as I became very ill with no diagnosis for months. You'll notice my posts all but disappeared--in fact, I disappeared for days/weeks online as well. The ELEW was the furthest thing from my mind and, had it just been me trying to keep things up? I would've backed out of the group or let it close entirely.<br />
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Dina has kept everything afloat. Dina has stayed on top of the schedule, motivated others, taken care of group emails and coordinated things. Dina has fought to keep the ELEW running, an entirely volunteer organization, devoting countless hours to see it thrive and improve. Dina took the reins when needed during the last fundraiser, as well as the first one. We're getting ready to roll out some exciting things in the new year (stay tuned!), and it's all thanks to her ideas, her devotion, and her evil ways.<br />
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I am fortunate enough to call Dina a friend. The rest of you are blessed to call her the Gothic Goddess, She Who Inspires and Terrifies Effortlessly. Please offer the warmest, evillest of birthday wishes to Dina James.<br />
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Welp, here it is, the first day of December. Go on, you can
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whole of 2014) is that <a href="http://nanowrimo.org/" target="_blank">NaNoWriMo</a> is over, and if you were participating, you
should have a grand total of 50k+ shiny new words on a project. Now, what to
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get that <a href="http://www.fictionfactor.com/articles/wordcount.html" target="_blank">count up to somewhere in the 80k range</a> (for an adult novel – YA can be
a bit less), now you <u>LET IT SIT</u> for a good long while. Six weeks, say. That's
what Stephen King does when he finishes something – <a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/blog/stephen-kings-top-20-rules-for-writers/" target="_blank">he puts it in a drawer for a month and a half</a>. </div>
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It's not an infant. It's a <b>fucking <i>egg</i></b>. It needs time to develop before it
hatches, so make like a birdie (or a platypus, if you want to be an <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platypus" target="_blank">egg-laying mammal</a>) and <i>sit on it</i> for awhile. <a href="http://www.problogger.net/archives/2014/03/26/the-stephen-king-drawer-method-for-writing-better-copy/" target="_blank">Magic things are happening while it's under your feathery ass.</a> When it's time for it
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Well, just what it says. Some things you write aren't good
and should be thrown at asshats who cruise through your neighborhood
at 3AM with their bass up so loud it
deregulates your heart rhythm. Some things you write just aren't quite there
yet and need more help to grow, so put them in the incubator (called
"trunking" – <a href="http://terribleminds.com/ramble/2011/11/29/25-things-you-should-know-about-your-completed-novel/" target="_blank">all writers have a trunk novel or ten</a>) and maybe come
back in a year and see if they're ready to hatch. And the other thing?
Yeah. Sometimes in order to write something good, you have to write a bunch of
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Writing is a ladder, and we all start at the bottom. No one
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might have climbed a little faster than others, and some may be stuck at a
particular spot, but the trick is to <b><i>keep climbing</i></b>. Even when it hurts. Even
when you're so tired and it feels like you're not making progress. Even when
you've slipped down a few rungs. Hell, a lot of writers slip all the way back
to the bottom and have to start over, and the ones that do are the ones that
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Now, I'm not saying "know when to quit." I'm not
the fucking <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPUU0j1JX5Q" target="_blank">Gambler</a> over here (aaaaaand I just showed my age….). I never
advocate quitting. What I do advocate is reevaluation. If something repeatedly
isn't working, it might be time to ask <i>why that is</i> instead of trying to force
it to. It doesn't do any good to smack a TV that isn't plugged in and expect it to work. What's that thing about the definition of insanity is doing the same
thing over and over and expecting different results? <a href="http://evilwriters.blogspot.com/2012/11/its-not-personal-its-business.html" target="_blank">I've talked about that here before</a> – if all your rejections say the same thing, it might be time to
look to what they're addressing. If you're getting nothing but rejections, it
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And if you make changes and nothing happens, well…it might
be time to set that one aside and move on to something else. Because you're a
writer, and there is <i>always</i> another project. Yes, even if you feel like there
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So, once you've finished that NaNo novel, put it away and
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14982591623341692499noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9009249011572927504.post-85402064986979477002014-11-30T15:19:00.001-05:002014-11-30T15:19:30.068-05:00I'm not deadI just feel like I wish I were...<br />
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I'm sick, hence no post on Friday. This is just a quick note to apologize, and now I'm crawling back under the covers.<br />
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Being sick on Thanksgiving sucks, just fyi. Being sick with a baby on Thanksgiving is nearly impossible.<br />
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<br />Melinda Skyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09157188047335229309noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9009249011572927504.post-1036098728046359152014-11-20T08:00:00.001-05:002014-11-20T08:00:09.433-05:00Baby Evil Writers 101: Let's talk NanowrimoBaby Evil Writers 101: Let's Talk Nanowrimo<br />
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Julie Butcher<br />
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I know that some of you have been working your poor evil fingers to the bone. You're banging out words faster than McDonalds makes cheeseburgers. And, I am so proud of you! You're actually writing at a pace that you'll need to be a professional writer.<br />
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Seriously, GO YOU!<br />
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However, don't even begin to think that you can send that puppy out to agents or editors. Not now and not for a very long time. Maybe next September, after you've worked and worked, and cried evil tears.<br />
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Not now. Not next week, and not next month. Are we clear on this? Because here at the Evil League of Evil Writers (you'll notice that it says evil twice because we are evil.) we will come for you. We'll send nightmares and laugh when you're rolling about in the pit of despair. When you get rejection after rejection, we will eat cake and celebrate because you'll be getting exactly what you deserve.<br />
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Now. If you are a proper minion of evil and edit and edit and edit some more we won't send monsters. We will however still eat cake because it is cake, cake is evil, and we are evil--duh. We will not laugh at you while we eat the cake and isn't that better?<br />
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Now, back to your words.Julie Butcherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15055134290787317245noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9009249011572927504.post-49127312037910770592014-11-17T15:15:00.002-05:002014-11-17T15:33:14.007-05:00Never Gets OldToday's post is brought to you by the <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at_f98qOGY0" target="_blank">Discovery Channel</a>, <a href="http://media.berroco.com/knitbits/KB579.html" target="_blank">Berroco yarn's newsletter</a>, and viewers like you. (It is also possible I've been watching a little too much PBS programming lately.)<br />
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"Never gets old, huh?" <br />
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"Nope."<br />
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I was going to have this big philosophical comparison to the classics versus cliches, but no matter how I wrote it, it didn't sound like I wanted, so you get a YouTube video instead. Watch it, or the rest of this post won't make sense to you.<br />
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Finished? Onward, then.<br />
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That video sums up the big philosophical comparison I was trying to make nicely.<br />
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No, not the "world is awesome" part, though that does tie in well. The "boom-de-ada" part.<br />
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What? There's a piece right there about 37 seconds in where a dude launches a grenade or large caliber projectile at a bunker while singing "boom-de-ada." It's fantastic. He's so happy doing what it is he obviously loves. The whole video is full of writing advice if you look at it.<br />
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Now, I'm not going to go through the entire thing for you, but I'll put a few examples here for you:<br />
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- The astronauts at the beginning looking at the planet. This is you, the writer. You look down upon the world you created and marvel at everything in it. Unlike the song, you might not love everything in it, but you made it, and that's an awesome thing.<br />
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- Different people in different parts of the world singing about what they love. These are your characters. Each of them loves something different. It's your job as a writer to find out what that thing is, then fuck with it. Because that's what makes a good story. Take it away from them, break it, hide it, or give them to it in uncomfortable amounts. The possibilities are endless.<br />
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- Catchy song. This is your premise. This is the line in the story that your characters follow, and they all sing the same song, even if they're in different parts of the world and love different things.<br />
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There. How's that for a philosophical comparison?<br />
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You see, each of your characters wants something, even if it's just a glass of water, and it's up to you not only to screw with that, but to tie that in to the bigger picture. The whole world you created. Don't just focus on that one tiny little corner (that character's want), but how that affects the world around them.<br />
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Now, at the same time, don't spend so much time focusing on the world you're building that you don't get to that character's wants. Remember the song...the world is huge and there's a lot of people in it, but they're all singing the same song even though their words and loves are different. <br />
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This also isn't to say that you should incorporate EVERYONE'S story into your work. Pick one person in the song and focus on them. Say, the lady in the vid who loves Egyptian kings. What's her story? It could be anything. But her story is part of a larger song, which everyone knows.<br />
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See what I'm getting at here? After you tell her story, tell someone else's.<br />
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Oh, the yarn? It was their title that got me thinking about it. "Good Design Never Gets Old," which led me to the song...yeah. I could go into another big philosophical thing about knitting a story and threads and yarn and so on, but I think I've philosophized enough for one day. Maybe next time.<br />
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One last thing before I go. See what I did there? I turned one little phrase into a whole post. You can do that with anything. This is why people who "want to write" or "have writer's block (<a href="http://evilwriters.blogspot.com/2014/01/writers-block-is-bullshit.html" target="_blank">WHICH DOESN'T EXIST</a>)" or "need inspiration" make me want to punch them in the face, because it's EVERYWHERE.<br />
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Boom-de-ada, bitch! <br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14982591623341692499noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9009249011572927504.post-84147659083186518932014-11-14T23:30:00.003-05:002014-11-14T23:30:56.774-05:00ProcrastinationHere it is, late in the day on my posting day and I'm still trying to find ways to avoid posting. Procrastination. All of us do it at one point or another. It's sort of a fact of life. But you can't let it control you.<br />
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For the most part, I'm not a procrastinator. I like having time to get things done and dislike working on a deadline. But, life doesn't always work out the way I want and sometimes I find myself up against a deadline. Fine, so be it.<br />
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The problem is when I'm not super inspired by whatever I'm supposed to be working on. I know, I know, waiting for the muse to show up isn't how we're supposed to do things around here.<br />
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But it still happens from time to time. So be it. Not that I'm not inspired by this post, but I'm sort of going through a phase, exactly like <a href="http://evilwriters.blogspot.com/2014/11/if-they-only-really-knew.html">Kerry described</a>. I don't really feel like I'm qualified to be giving writing advice here sometimes, so I occasionally put off my posts.<br />
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So how do I help avoid this kind of procrastination? I put a reminder in my email a couple days ahead of the posting deadline, so that I know to start thinking about topics. And yet... here I am, posting about procrastination :)<br />
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The question is, how do you avoid procrastination? Or do you just embrace it and work best under a deadline?<br />
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I mean, there are SO many great things to do while procrastinating. Especially on the internet. But even in real life. Reading books, playing with your kids, smooching your partner.<br />
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But I think I've done my job here - so now I'm off to embrace the beautiful side of the world on the other side of the deadline. That glorious place where you no longer have to worry about the deadline looming over you. And for me, that's reason enough to avoid procrastinating - the relief of being done!<br />
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<br />Melinda Skyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09157188047335229309noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9009249011572927504.post-41144956431461374022014-11-13T04:00:00.000-05:002014-11-13T04:00:06.695-05:00If They Only Really Knew...I've been bad about blogging of late, both here and in other places. Yeah, I've been busy. There are a lot of things on my plate right now in all areas of my life - writing, family, and day job. I could use that as an excuse, but it's not the true one. The fact is, every time I sit down to scribe a writing related post this thought pops into my head:<br />
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What makes me think I'm qualified to give writing advice?<br /><br />
Sure, there are days when I think I'm doing good work, but what if on those days I'm delusional? The publishing contract I got with Penguin/Ace? Sheer luck, obviously. My fabulous agent? Either she didn't know what she was getting into, or she took pity on me because she's a nice person. Readers who write to let me know they loved my books? Clearly misguided.<br />
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I am an impostor, or so my internal critic wants to tell me.<br />
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Since I'm also a mental health counselor I happen to know there is a name for this problem: Impostor Syndrome.<br />
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I borrowed this definition from <a href="http://geekfeminism.wikia.com/wiki/Impostor_syndrome" target="_blank">Geek Femininism Wiki</a>:<br />
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"Impostor syndrome describes a situation where someone feels like an impostor or fraud because they think that their accomplishments are nowhere near as good as those of the people around them. Usually, their accomplishments are just as good, and the person is applying an unfairly high standard to themself (and not to others). It's especially common in fields where people's work is constantly under review by talented peers..."</blockquote>
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Sound familiar? Every writer I know is aiming for perfection. And we are constantly under review by - well - everybody.<br />
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Have you ever felt like your successes are all due to luck, kindness on the part of others, or some sort of fluke? Or worried that you're a fraud and others will find out you really aren't a writer after all?<br />
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If you ever feel this way, you're in good company. Impostor Syndrome is a common disorder among high achieving, perfectionistic type people.<br />
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<a href="http://www.forbes.com/sites/margiewarrell/2014/04/03/impostor-syndrome/" target="_blank">Even Maya Angelou once said</a>: “I have written eleven books, but each time I think, ‘uh oh, they’re going to find out now. I’ve run a game on everybody, and they’re going to find me out.’ ”<br />
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Impostor Syndrome can lead to procrastination and prevent us from trying out new opportunities, so I work hard to counteract this kind of thinking. When it comes up I run myself through a little belief challenging exercise, and I thought I'd just share the basic steps with you.<br />
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1. <b>Clearly state the belief. </b>In this case, something like: "My writing is horrible and my books do not deserve to be published or read. Therefore I have no business call myself a writer or talking about how to engage with writing."<br />
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2. <b>Question the belief. </b>Now you become an investigative journalist (one with integrity; we're not talking Fox news here) This means keeping an open mind and looking into the evidence to see whether the belief is true or not. For example:<br />
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An editor saw enough value in my novel to acquire it. Editors are busy people, and they are also business people. They do not have the time to invest in a book just to be nice.<br />
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Or, my critique partner believes this book is ready for submission. In the past, she has been perfectly capable of pointing out flaws and weak spots. I believe she is trustworthy and wouldn't lie to me just to be nice.<br />
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Now maybe, just maybe, the truth is that your writing isn't ready for publication and the inquiry reveals that. If fifty agents have passed without any positive feedback, or a whole string of editors have passed without any positive feedback, and the only person telling you your story is good is your mother, this could indicate that you have more work to do.<br />
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3. <b>Choose to accept or reject the belief. </b>Once you've examined the evidence, what does a clear and logical evaluation tell you? Are you really an impostor and a fraud, or is it possible you're a fairly decent writer with something to contribute?<br />
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4. <b>Act accordingly. </b> Don't let negative self talk hold you back.<br />
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If you'd care to read more on this subject, there's a great article about the whole impostor thing right here: <a href="http://www.forbes.com/sites/margiewarrell/2014/04/03/impostor-syndrome/" target="_blank">Afraid of Being Found Out? How To Overcome Impostor Syndrome</a><br />
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<br />Kerry Schaferhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08853392420774763956noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9009249011572927504.post-71420001821505423482014-11-12T00:03:00.000-05:002014-11-12T00:03:30.900-05:00NaNoRuhRohHi. I'm Seleste and I'm a NaNoWriMo addict.<br />
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(Hello, Seleste...)<br />
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It's November and that means a lot of you are probably writing your little heart out, chasing that elusive 50k. And sometimes, it can seem more elusive than others. One of my dear friends crossed 23,000 words today and her manuscript seems to be flowing out of her like water.<br />
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Then there's me at *cough* 13,861.<br />
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You read that right. I'm almost 3 days behind.<br />
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And I call myself a professional too.<br />
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But you know what? It's okay. Even though I'm 99% sure I'll have edits on a different book hitting my inbox sometime this week (which will lose me at least another day), I know I can make up the lost time. Why? Because I won't let myself not make it up.<br />
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One of the things I've learned about being a writer is you have to be good under pressure, because even if you are always solid about getting shit done on time or early, sometimes the world conspires against you. When that happens and deadlines loom, you can either buckle under the pressure or you can bust ass a little harder.<br />
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One of the things I've learned about myself since becoming an author is I don't like being told I can't do something. I can't possibly make up 3-5 days worth of writing when NaNo is close to half over and I have edits coming? HA! Sit back and watch me!<br />
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It's a good trait to have in this business. And it's a really good attitude to have during NaNoWriMo.<br />
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You <i>can</i> finish. I don't care if you haven't started yet. Sure, 3k days are tough, but they're totally doable if you really want it. Don't quit because you're behind. Relish in the challenge to make up those words and days. Then bust ass and make it happen.<br />
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In the end, if you don't finish your 50k, the only one you have to disappoint is yourself. Do you really want to do that?<br />
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(Also, a note: please remember not to send your NaNo novel to any editors or agents right after you finish. Let it sit for a while. Then edit the crap out of it, because no one wants to see your unedited crap...especially not editors and agents.)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9009249011572927504.post-62707000261837771512014-11-06T08:00:00.000-05:002014-11-06T16:41:42.331-05:00Baby Evil Writers 101: When to Query Holiday EditionBaby Evil Writers 101: When to Query Holiday Edition<br />
Julie Butcher<br />
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I know that as darling minions of evil, you're out there typing away and adding millions of words to your manuscript right this very minute.<br />
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Take a breath. Breathing is important when you're writing, and not-dying is also good. You have time to breathe because if you have any intention of querying your manuscript, you're not going to do it any time in the near future. There are a lot of holidays between now and next February. You're done querying for this year.<br />
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Agents and editors have holidays, too. They wrap presents and bake pies and do all of the normal things that normal people do. You and your shiny manuscript are not at the top of the pile. A lot of agencies close before Christmas and do not reopen until after the New Year.<br />
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This is good news my darlings. Now you know so you won't ruin your own holiday clicking your email. THE ANSWER WILL NOT COME. If it does by some wild spin of the universe land in your inbox, the agent or editor will know that you are eating pie and won't expect an immediate reply.<br />
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I'm not sure you would even want an agent who would ignore perfectly good pie to write emails. That is wrong on so many levels I just can't.Julie Butcherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15055134290787317245noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9009249011572927504.post-61373159541640419352014-11-03T15:27:00.001-05:002014-11-03T15:27:49.621-05:00Clean Up Your Mess<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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First post of November is MINE, which means I get to write
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Now, I'll keep this short and sweet, because I've got stuff
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I've really only got one thing to say about NaNoWriMo:</div>
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<b><i><u>DO NOT QUERY AGENTS WITH THE MESS YOU WROTE DURING
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Seriously, folks. NaNoWriMo is an exercise in discipline.
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IT IS <u>NOT</u> ABOUT "FINISHING A NOVEL."</div>
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Once you're finished with NaNoWriMo, you take what you've vomited
onto the page and REVISE it. Tweak it. Hone it. You don't just run to Publisher's
Marketplace to look for an agent that represents ninja-alien-pirate fiction. (Nor
do you run straight to Popular Self-Publishing Platform to upload your opus for
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Nor do you put the whole thing up on your blog, or any
other website out there. Snippets, sure. Go wild. Tease your audience. But if
you're planning on seeking commercial publication with your NaNoWriMo novel
(hint: 5<a href="http://www.fictionfactor.com/articles/wordcount.html" target="_blank">0,000 words doth not really a novel make – you'll need to add about 20-30k more for a YA-length novel, and about 35-40k more for a standard commercial novel</a>),
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14982591623341692499noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9009249011572927504.post-25922489065304231422014-11-01T13:43:00.001-04:002014-11-01T13:43:29.964-04:00Sugar hangoverWhoops, was supposed to post yesterday - but I got carried away with the whole Halloween thing and forgot to post.<br />
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What did you all get up to for Halloween? Massive sugar inhalation?<br />
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I find it interesting how holidays have evolved here in the US - a combo of Samhain and All Hallow's Eve turns into an all out grab for candy and crazy costumes.<br />
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Not that I'm complaining. At least it isn't as commercial as Christmas has become. Plus I love me some Snickers.<br />
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We dressed our baby up in a couple different costumes, just to take pictures, then watched trick or treaters. California actually got some rain last night, amazingly, so there weren't too many brave enough to make it outside in the <i>terrible</i> weather. :)<br />
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So, to sum up, that's why I didn't post... too much sugar and adorableness in monster form.<br />
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How did you all celebrate?Melinda Skyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09157188047335229309noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9009249011572927504.post-74344970446959774822014-10-21T03:02:00.002-04:002014-10-21T03:02:22.912-04:00Why We Can't Have Nice ThingsThere's been an article going around the writerly circles of the Intarwebz lately about an <a href="http://www.theguardian.com/books/2014/oct/18/am-i-being-catfished-an-author-confronts-her-number-one-online-critic" target="_blank">author who stalked and confronted</a> the person she felt was her "#1 critic."<br />
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Now, fuck knows why the Guardian chose to publish this particular piece (I personally suspect it has to do with attention-whoring on the part of both the outlet and the author in order to increase the sales numbers of both parties, but that's my opinion), but publish it they did, and - as we've discussed multiple times on this blog - THE INTERNET IS FOREVER. There are no take-backs on the Internet. You can't un-ring the bell once you pull that cord, so...yeah. Even if they wanted to take the article down (and <a href="https://storify.com/BookThingo/what-happens-when-the-guardian-lets-an-author-gloa" target="_blank">there has been outcry for them to do that very thing</a>), it wouldn't be gone. There's Internet archives, screenshots, reblogs...this is now on-record and what did I just say?<br />
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THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.<br />
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Which brings me to the point of this little rant. <a href="http://evilwriters.blogspot.com/p/about.html" target="_blank">Our mission here</a> at the ELEW is to whip inkslingers - both burgeoning and seasoned veterans - into shape. It's right there in black and white: "<i><u>The Evil League of Evil Writers does not support whining, crying, sniveling, whimpering or bawling about writing, publishing or any aspect thereof</u>. If you're looking for a shoulder to cry on or a sympathetic ear about the rejection letter you've gotten from a literary agent, or a bad review of your work, you will not find it here.</i>" So, you can guess how well this latest debacle went over with me.<br />
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The mental health of the author in question is not the issue here. (It's been shown <a href="https://medium.com/profiles-in-courage/catch-me-if-you-can-aspca-777a7d4031e9" target="_blank">through various posts</a> written by the author herself that <a href="http://thoughtcatalog.com/kathleen-hale/2013/02/169836/" target="_blank">she has a history since adolescence of behavior/mental/emotional instability</a>. These are facts, not a critique of the author's personality. Thank you to co-founder Bitchstress Dreamkiller for the research links provided.) What is in question here is professionalism and the lack thereof in this particular instance.<br />
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It's been discussed here before that you do not respond to reviews of your work, not even to thank the reviewer for reading your work.<br />
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YOU DO NOT RESPOND TO REVIEWS OF YOUR WORK.<br />
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YOU DO NOT RESPOND TO REVIEWS OF YOUR WORK.<br />
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Do you fucking get it now?<br />
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"But Dina," you say, wringing your hands. "You thanked people when you were a baby writer! You fucking hypocrite!"<br />
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Yeah? Well, guess what? I didn't have a website like this one to tell me NOT TO DO THAT. It wasn't until much later in my career that I learned how professionals respond to reviews, and that was from reading the blogs of professionals I admired. And you know what they ALL said? "DON'T FUCKING RESPOND TO REVIEWS NOT EVEN TO SAY THANK YOU!" Once I learned that, I didn't thank anyone else. I knew enough to not respond to criticism, so I was safe there, but once I learned the "DO NOT ENGAGE" tenet, I adhered stringently.<br />
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"But Dina," you say, your brow furrowing in annoyance. "Big Author X thanks people/reposts reviews/does stuff you're saying not to here! They're a Big Name Author and they do it, so it must be okay!"<br />
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Yeeeeeaaaah, no. Just because they do something doesn't mean it's okay for you do to. Think of it like a professional sportsperson - just because they can perform a certain feat doesn't mean you can do it with the same finesse or skill. You are not them, so don't try to be.<br />
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Also, part of the reason you don't reply to any review/criticism, positive or negative, is because you'll be tempted to respond no matter what, and that's a dangerous precedent to set. Best to avoid all contact instead of limiting yourself to only a certain type. Further, it makes you look like a douchebag when you constantly point out positive or negative reviews to your fans/followers. One says, "Whee! Look at me! This person thinks I'm awesome! Go see!" and the other says, "Whee! Look at this douchebag! They think I suck! Go tell them they're wrong!" See what I mean, here? Either way you look like an asshat. So don't do it.<br />
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Now, the above stated, let's get into some specifics regarding the above article. The author in question, for all intents and purposes, STALKED the person online she felt was causing her the most "harm." I'm not going to get into mental health issues/thin skin/personality problems or any other "reason" anyone might come up with to defend this author's CRIMINAL behavior. Just because there's a potential reason does not excuse the behavior. Like that <a href="http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/05/24/1301671/-Elliot-Roger-Gunman-in-California-Mass-Shooting-was-influenced-by-the-Men-s-Rights-Movement" target="_blank">fucknugget douchebag who murdered those women in California</a> not too long ago. Just because he had reasons for his issues doesn't excuse the fact that he committed murder. Yeah, I went there. I made the comparison. I don't want to hear any whining about how the two crimes aren't at all similar, because guess what?<br />
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They are. They're both crimes. They were both committed by people who felt wronged in some way. Jim C. Hines has <a href="http://www.jimchines.com/2014/10/victim-or-perpetrator/" target="_blank">a fantastic article on the difference between victim and perpetrator</a> in regards to this butt-hurt author's wangst, and I agree with his assessment one hundred percent. This author not only broke the unwritten "do not engage" rule, she broke what amounts to the writer's equivalent of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_wall" target="_blank">the fourth wall</a> - that space kept between writers and critics.<br />
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<a href="http://dearauthor.com/features/essays/on-the-importance-of-pseudonymous-activity/" target="_blank">Dear Author has an excellent piece on why some people (bloggers, critics, writers) choose anonymity</a>, and the author in question is one of the reasons.<br />
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Writers like her are the reason we can't have nice things. She is part of the problem. DO NOT BE PART OF THE PROBLEM. If you don't want to be criticized, this game is not for you. Because you know what?<br />
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There will always be someone out there you're going to annoy, hurt, or piss off. Hell, they might just not like you, your writing, your cat...whatever.<br />
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Some people are just assholes, and they glory in it. You know what the secret is?<br />
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I'll tell you. Get a pen and write this down on a sticky note and put it above your computer monitor. Ready? Here it is:<br />
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DO NOT FUCKING CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK.<br />
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I know. It's way easier said than done. Believe me, I know. It took me many, many years to accept, and many more to put into practice, but that's really the secret.<br />
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<i><b>Do not fucking care what other people think.</b></i><br />
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You are never going to make everyone happy. Someone will always disagree with you, hate you, think you're an idiot, whatever. If you spend your whole life trying to make everyone happy, you're just going to end up a miserable mess. So you write what you want to write, and only give a rat's ass what someone has to say about your shit when it's someone who has an actual effect on the direction you wish to go. (Hint: This is not people on Goodreads.)<br />
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Example: a literary agent rejects you with a standard, impersonal, form rejection. Okay. Fine. YOU DO NOT WRITE TO THEM AND TELL THEM WHY THEY ARE WRONG TO DO SO. You accept it and move on. They're not offering a critique, nor do they have time to do so, so just move along. Cry in your beer for a night if you must (I know it hurts, but it's just for a minute, so down a shot of tequila and get back to work), but don't post a whiny screed on your blog about how that agent sucks for rejecting you. DO NOT ENGAGE.<br />
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Example: a literary agent rejects you with a personalized rejection listing a few things about your work that could be improved. This is an instance where you may POLITELY THANK them for their time and suggestions. This is NOT a time where you tell them their suggestions suck and so do they for not accepting your genius. See, this is one of those people who has an effect on the direction you wish to go. You can care about what they think. Go ahead. Just don't let how you feel affect how you react.<br />
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That's the trick to this whole "not caring" thing. When you do care what someone else thinks, you're still responsible for what your caring makes you do. You are STILL RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR BEHAVIOR.<br />
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Don't be the reason we can't have nice things. Don't be a douchebag author.<br />
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Fuck, don't be a douchebag, period. The world has enough douchebags without you adding to them.<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14982591623341692499noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9009249011572927504.post-66639878869813740262014-10-18T01:05:00.002-04:002014-10-18T01:05:50.786-04:00When do you write?With the baby, my life schedule has changed quite a bit. The first few weeks, it was weird, living on a 24 hour schedule - it didn't seem to matter if it was day or night, but we were up every couple hours to feed the baby. Then she started sleeping a bit more and it started to normalize back to day and night... But it's all gotten me thinking.<br />
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When do you write?<br />
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When are you most creative? When do your mental wheels kick into gear and get moving?<br />
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Now, I'm not talking about the sitting-down-and-writing-because-it's-a-job-damnit writing, because you have to do that, no matter if inspiration strikes or not, but when do you feel most inspired. It doesn't even have to be when you write, it could be when you come up with your best ideas, the greatest plot twists, the genius title.<br />
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For me, I've always been a night owl. I'm at my best late at night, when the world is quiet. But weirdly, I wrote my first book by getting up early and writing first thing in the morning. It seemed like the words just seemed to flow best then. So I think I brainstorm best at night, laying in bed in the dark, but I write best earlier in the day.<br />
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What about you? What part of the day causes you to leap into mental action?<br />
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I know a lot of you have jobs that you have to work around - you carve out precious time for writing. Do you pick the time of day that works best for your creativity or your schedule?<br />
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Once I go back to work, I'm going to have even more to juggle besides writing, baby, and family life. Guess I'll have to start getting into practice squeezing those words in somehow...<br />
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And like <a href="http://julie-butcher.com/">Julie</a> says - set an alarm for the kid - it's awkward to get caught up in a scene and forget about them :)<br />
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Skye<br />
p.s. I'm thinking about writing a recurring series about lawyering stuff - would anyone have any questions or interest in that? It's a little awkward because of the whole not-wanting-to-offer-real-legal-advice thing, but I could chat about interesting topics...Melinda Skyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09157188047335229309noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9009249011572927504.post-63428402607867545472014-10-03T17:57:00.000-04:002014-10-03T17:57:17.731-04:00And I'm back in the game...I'm back! I had my baby (although she insisted on arriving 2 weeks late), and she's fabulous. We've managed to keep her alive this long and are pretty proud of that fact. And we're even settling into the routine of being parents (would you believe we actually do pretty well on the sleep front?)<br />
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And so, having made it to almost 2 months old, I guess it's time I start returning to my regular duties. So, I'm back. Not just to blogging, although, yes, I am resuming my posts here. I'm back to writing. Or editing, rather.<br />
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It's odd to me to take a bunch of time off of a project and then go back to it. I can't just jump in where I left off and remember exactly what I was thinking/doing/etc. I have to re-read the whole project, usually, to remember what it was even about.<br />
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For me, that first re-read after some time off is weird. It's almost like reading something from another writer. I'll read a phrase or a paragraph and think, "Wow! That's great!" and then realize I wrote it. It feels so foreign, at first. I guess it's a good thing that I impress myself (sometimes) on re-reads, but it's strange - I would think that even after some time away, these words, these characters, this plot, should be familiar.<br />
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One hopes I don't forget all about my baby every time I hand her over to a babysitter :)<br />
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And there's more of this disconnect now that I have to work in smaller chunks of time, i.e. during naps. I don't need a refresher every time I come back to it, after that initial read through, but it takes me a while to orient myself again. I feel a bit like I'm taking two steps forward, one step back each time I sit down with these edits.<br />
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But, it'll get done. Editors wait for no man... or baby.<br />
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SkyeMelinda Skyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09157188047335229309noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9009249011572927504.post-57697595693237966982014-10-02T09:58:00.000-04:002014-10-02T09:58:51.888-04:00Naked and Afraid<span style="font-size: large;">Fear</span>.<br />
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According to Dune, fear is the little death. I maintain that Dune got it wrong.<br />
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When we think of fear, most of us conjure up that whole body response to actual danger: heart pounding, rapid breathing, adrenaline pumping.<br />
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But fear comes in another form, as an insidious thing that nibbles us away from the inside out. It winds into our dreams at night and our thoughts by day, leaching away enthusiasm and joy and the energy needed to grow and thrive.<br />
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Often we don't recognize it at all. The cues are subtle. A slight flutter in the belly, a tightening in the muscles, the sudden desire to go back to bed and take a nap. When we notice, we call it many things: Worry, anxiety, restlessness, wondering, waiting.<br />
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Whatever name we choose to give the thing, it's always there in one form or another. We fear for our children or our pets. For the security of our jobs. The loss of health. The coming of some large scale global disaster. Death. Mayhem. Disaster.<br />
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As writers the fear can become immobilizing. It begins with trying to get the words on the page in the first place. Sometimes we call this writer's block. Or we procrastinate. Or busy ourselves with all of the other life things that present themselves and say we don't have time. <br />
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If we do manage to finish a writing project then the fear cycle starts all over again with queries and submissions and reviews and sales numbers and contracts.<br />
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My personal list runs along these lines:<br />
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Fear that I'm not good enough, that I will never get the words on the page, that my writing sucks, that I've lost my touch, that nobody will ever want to read what I've written, that I'm like one of those people on American Idol who think they can sing but can't even carry a tune. What if people are laughing at me behind my back? What if the readers who buy my books really only do so to laugh at the train wreck? What if - and this is a big one - what if parts of my inner soul that I try to keep private are revealed in my work? What if I put myself out there, naked and afraid, and it's ME that the readers reject?<br />
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Which all boils down, in the end, to fear that I'm just one big steaming pile of fail.<br />
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Well, so what? So what if the novel sucks or doesn't sell or gets rejected or has bad reviews?<br />
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I mean, if these things happen we will be sad. We've invested a lot of time and energy and a good chunk of ourselves into everything we write. But maybe what really matters is that we have been brave. We put ourselves out there. Wrote the story that came to us and sent it out into the world, instead of hiding it in a drawer.<br />
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Courage doesn't mean you were never scared, it means you stood your ground and did the thing you were scared to do. Which, I think, makes writers some of the bravest people on the planet.Kerry Schaferhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08853392420774763956noreply@blogger.com4