Baby Evil Writers 101: The Holidays
So now that a few of you have off for the holidays, I'm sure your evil glee extends to sending queries! You have time, you have a computer. Your internet is working, so why not?
No. Because the agents are all like this—
And the editors are all like this—
I know this because I am a writer and I am all like this—
Even my kids are all like this—
And the dog—
And the cat—
Everyone is all like this—
So, wait until after the New Year, mkay?