An irreplaceable member of the ELEW and supporter of evil in general, our Blasphemous Dispensator of Expenditures is one of the hardest workers I know, juggling being an evil mother with being an evil writer and somehow not completely destroying the world in the process. In the time you've taken to read this post, she's probably written more words than you will in the entire year, and looked fabulous while doing it.
And so to celebrate this day, we did what all evil organizations do and kidnapped someone. Just for you, Seleste.
|He's in the dungeon with a set of floggers. Enjoy.|