Seleste is smarter than you, handles a lot more shit than you do, and is just generally better than you. Also, she looks FANTASTIC in a corset. If you don't believe me, check out her site and see for yourself.
Additionally, she shares this day of natality with none other than Buffy the Vampire Slayer (shut up, I have this on good authority from someone who knows the 'verse canon, so I don't want to hear ANY ARGUING). That adds many, many points to her Evil Cred. She is truly a valuable and outstanding member of the Evil League of Evil Writers, and we're very pleased to count her among us.
Happy birthday, Seleste! May you enjoy your day in the manner which most pleases you, drinks borne to you buy scantily-clad members of your preferred gender, and booze-filled cupcakes.
Evil hugs,
The ELEW
Happy birthday!
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