Skyla is more than our beloved Bitchstress Dreamkiller. She is an icon. (No, really, I mean it.)
She is a tireless force of evil. I would not deign to insult her eviltry by labeling her with words like "kind," "giving," or "charitable," but I will say she's a fundraising superstar (she's closing in on $10,000 raised for various charities THIS YEAR ALONE...what are YOU doing with your life, slacker?), as well as a fantastic editor and graphic designer.
You would be beyond fortunate to know her and have her in your life - those of us who do recognize this fact and take pleasure in your jealousy. (Note: I, the Gothic Goddess, am the only existing holder of exclusive stalking rights to Skyla. If you want them, you'll have to fight me to the death for them. *points to Thunderdome*)
The Evil League of Evil Writers would not exist if not for Skyla, and several charitable organizations and people would be poorer for her absence.
Lift a glass in her honor today. (She prefers vodka.)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCHSTRESS DREAMKILLER!
(*shifty eyes* This is when you all push me off a cliff, right?)
ReplyDeleteTY, Dina!
I was there on the very day that Her Evilness was born. She was an absolutely gorgeous baby and I was smitten at first glance. It's been my delight to be her Auntie all these years.
ReplyDeleteI am incredibly proud of the woman she has become and the things she has accomplished this far in her life. I have told her often that I am in awe of her brilliance and amazing talent. I can't wait to see how her life continues to unfold.
Happy Birthday, Skyla, from a very proud Aunt Judy.
Happy Birthday, Skyla!
ReplyDeleteYou are, and always will be, my hero. :)
I hope your day rules.
An appropriate evil birthday song:
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7okVYrAszYc
Love you kiddo.